Turns out my individual awesomeness holds no bounds.
Can you guess which one's me?

TrustySidekick77 (11:07:13 PM): you know it
Howslife14 (11:07:41 PM): yes i do it
Howslife14 (11:07:51 PM): I know it
TrustySidekick77 (11:07:58 PM): i've karaoked every night this weekend
Howslife14 (11:08:05 PM): what is it?
Howslife14 (11:08:08 PM): nice
TrustySidekick77 (11:08:11 PM): yeah
Howslife14 (11:08:17 PM): an' you got in trouble for bein' your charming self
TrustySidekick77 (11:08:22 PM): i did every rose has its thorn last night
TrustySidekick77 (11:08:27 PM): you know it
Howslife14 (11:08:32 PM): we really need to figure out how to turn off our respective charms
Howslife14 (11:08:41 PM): awesomeness
Howslife14 (11:09:33 PM): good thing you've got newcastle an' ice cream
Howslife14 (11:09:43 PM): roommates ate my ice cream
TrustySidekick77 (11:09:53 PM): wow, how did you know i was eating ice cream?
TrustySidekick77 (11:10:01 PM): its Hot Chocolate flavored
Howslife14 (11:10:04 PM): but I've substituted what lil' kahlua I had left
Howslife14 (11:10:14 PM): you mentioned it near the beginning
TrustySidekick77 (11:10:20 PM): Chocolate with Marshmellows and chocolate flakes
Howslife14 (11:10:20 PM): or I'm pyschic
Howslife14 (11:10:42 PM): oh wait, wrong conversation
TrustySidekick77 (11:10:49 PM): lol
Howslife14 (11:10:52 PM): damn, guess I'm psychic
TrustySidekick77 (11:10:57 PM): definitely
Howslife14 (11:11:32 PM): think I just got myself a new blog
Howslife14 (11:11:41 PM): been awhile since I've posted on my other one
TrustySidekick77 (11:11:43 PM): glad i could help
Howslife14 (11:12:05 PM): did you want to be anonymous or should I just cut & paste this conversation?
TrustySidekick77 (11:12:21 PM): cut and paste is fine, i like to get credit for my work
TrustySidekick77 (11:13:11 PM): alright, imma head to bed
Howslife14 (11:13:48 PM): g'nite man
TrustySidekick77 (11:13:52 PM): night
Howslife14 (11:13:54 PM): boobies
Howslife14 (11:14:06 PM): cuz you tend to dream 'bout the last thing you think 'bout
TrustySidekick77 (11:14:10 PM): you're a good friend.... good friend

So why do I share this with everyone?
Because it's been awhile since I've posted here, an' this conversation made me laugh.
'Cuz I really needed a good one after the way this weekend was.
Hopefully this week'll be somewhat of a return to normalcy, or at least get me ready for my birthday week.

And apparently I write excellent speeches.
I've got another one written for another friend.
Question is, should I share it with the world?

'Til my next post, feel free to enjoy this spoken word piece.



Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii Fitness Age: 25
The Random Quote:
"No. You're not hot." - Anonymous

A repost for the non-myspace crowd.

And then a wedding speech.

Congrats to the Sebrings.
They're still in Vegas honeymooning it up.

I did offer to write their wedding vows for them.
-Mmmhmm.
-Sure.
Glad they were wise enough to realize I was joking an' declined.
'Specially w/ the speech.
Cuz it probably would've turned out to be something like this:

First off, I want to say congrats an' all that other good stuff to the newlyweds.
Now, we're all here to celebrate the joining of two lives an' the loss of one's sex life.
Because true love shouldn't be about sex.
It shouldn't be about blowjobs, titty-fucking, doggy-style, missionary, the 69 position, quickies, public "outings", motor-boating, how many fingers you can fit in a hole, or whatever exotic position you can grab out of the kama sutra.

No.
It's about the joining of two lives.
Not the joining of genitalia an' orifices.
Because sex is not the important factor here.
We're here to bare witness to the beautiful sight that is the joining of two souls to start off on a path of glorious discovery that is their new life together.

Not to be confused with the consummation of their marriage.
To make love, to do the horizontal mambo, to hide the salami, to vacuum the carpet, to get to the bottom of the mystery, to park the car in the garage, to play hide an' go seek, to moor the boat in the dock, to make Mr. Winkey happy, to round the bases, to spit in the cave, to tame the one-eyed monster, to ride the pole, to march the penguin, to tickle tiny tim, or to dip the spoon in the pudding.

It's not about sex tonight, and I'm not sure why it keeps coming up.
Because David and Lailani aren't single.

I am.
I didn't come here tonight with a date and that thin mattress on the floor of my apartment I call my bed could use some company tonight.

But in all seriousness, just look at these two an' the way they stare into each others eyes.
The insane amount of happiness they inspire each other with.
The same craziness that I wouldn't mind having.
To go beyond being coocoo for cocoa puffs an' find the mind-numbing madness that true love can inspire.
You two should be ashamed of yourselves for how happy you are together.
Not really.

Dave, Lailani, you both truly define what awesomeness is and I love you in the most manly, heterosexually way that's possible.
May your relationship last longer than a reality show couple an' spawn grandchildren to make your parents happy.
Cheers!
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Man it was hectic the past few days.
I'm running low on quotes again.

Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii Fitness Age: 25
The Random Quote:
"Shots rang out. As shots are wont to do." - Anonymous

I need to start writing again.
Or at the least, start up my collection of Def Poetry Jam.
That was a blatant bday gift idea huh?
Enjoy.



Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii Fitness Age: 25
The Random Quote:
"I need to write." - J. Ivy

Neighbor's child is REALLY cranky.
Either that or someone's dead.
I'm hopin' someone just needs a nap.
You'd think after 20+ mins their voice would get tired.

Anyways.
I'm posting song lyrics.
Because I haven't done that in awhile.
And I can think of a few ladies to apply this to.

Reynard Silva - Everytime

It could have been someone else
But no it's you girl that is constantly inside my head
Maybe I'm delirious, feeling so far out
Because a girl like you never comes my way
Whenever you walk past by
I feel giddy inside and my heart skips a beat or two
Wondering why you're in my dreams
Something I can't figure out
But all I know is that it's you

Everytime I see you I
I don't know what to say
Maybe it's because I
Think about you everday
Your smile, your happiness
Is the key to my heart
Please don't look the other way

What else can I say
I'm telling you the truth
You've gotta let me know
If I'm wasting my time
Come you help me girl cuz I
I don't know what to do
All I can do is hope you feel the same way too

Girl now that I have told you how I feel
Tell me if it's wrong or if it's real
I want to know you're every feeling
Don't leave me out in the dark alone
If you don't feel the same way as I do
Than I
I won't push it out on you
If I never heal my heart
But for now this is how I feel

Everytime I see you I
I don't know what to say
Maybe it's because I
Think about you everyday
Your smile, your happiness
Is the key to my heart
Please don't look the other way

What else can I say
I'm telling you the truth
You've gotta let me know
If I'm wasting my time
Come you help me girl cuz I
I don't know what to do
All I can do is hope you feel the same way too

What more do I have to lose
If I don't even have you
Why keep my feelings inside
Might as well tell you now
Because girl I can't hide

Well let me know if I'm not the one you're searching for
Cuz I really need to know
I want these feelings to grow
Because I've fallen for you

Everytime I see you I
I don't know what to say
Maybe it's because I
Think about you everyday
Your smile, your happiness
Is the key to my heart
Please don't look the other way

What else can I say
I'm telling you the truth
You've gotta let me know
If I'm wasting my time
Come you help me girl cuz I
I don't know what to do
All I can do is hope you feel the same way too
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Think I transcribed that one right.

So when does one become too old for crushes?
Can safely say I'm sprung though.
For now, just slowly feeling my way around an' tryin' to make sure it's not just infatuation.
On both of our parts.

The way I look at it, we're all just tryin' to find someone to be comfortable with naked.
At the least, find someone to mix & match genitalia & orifices with.

Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii Fitness Age: 25
The Random Quote:
"Just consider my nipple a service button." - Anonymous